Funny Story

One day there was a duck walking to the ice-cream shop, and asks “Do you have any duck food?” . “No,” says the ice-cream shop owner . Next day, the duck asks the same question again, and the owner still said “no.” Again and again and again and again and again he asked, until the ice-cream shop owner was so fed up, he boomed: “If you ask me that question one more time, I’m going to tape your mouth shut, and nail you to the floor!” The next day the duck came back and asked “Do you have any tape?” “No” “Do you have any nails?” “No” “GOOD! In that case, do you have any duck food?”